From the mouths of babes....

Lily runs into the family room with the device that is supposed to child-proof the bathroom door and cries out triumphantly:

"I fixed it!"

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Following along while reading from "The Magic School Bus" Ryan points out that the name 'Ralphie' should be pronounced 'Ral Pee' because the letter 'p' says 'puh.' So Grandma explains that the letters p and h together make the sound 'ff.' Asks Ryan:

"Why can't it just be an F?