23 April 2022

Tom:  When you go to the commissary, I need some vitamins from GNC. 

Me:  I will need specifics.

T: hands me a card cut from a box, with information about his vitamins. 

24 April 2022

M: with help from shop girl, finds exactly matching box of vitamins, buys 2 on sale and brings them home.

T: Oh, you bought the package with envelopes...I only wanted the vitamins.  

M: [Argh!]