This is cute...
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Don't let the weblink fool you--this is very cute. Someone has a terrific sense of humor!
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"You're not going to be a very good driver when you get older."

Stage right: the lower level will be The Courtroom, upper level The Town.
The bright red monstrosities had to be painted to look like they belong in a courtroom. Painting is my job.
The chairs turned out pretty well, although it is difficult to tell from this shot. At least they are not bright red!
We are much closer to finished, now. Last night, the floor of the courtroom got painted to look like 'grass.' Not really, but the best I can do without spending untold hours on it. I was painting the floor of the platforms at the weekend, making them look like flagstones (at the request of the Stage Manager) when the director came in and said "How about grass?" meaning 'not flagstone-grass.' Crap. I told her it was my understanding that the other floor would be grass...well, she really wanted both, but flagstone on the platforms is fine. Then yesterday when we were there(All day for the MLK holiday), she came in and said "Oh, you're here. I'll call Carmela (The Stage Manager) to come help you." Great, I can always use help--but what she really wanted was for Carmela to set me straight about what she wanted on the floor of the courtroom. Poor Carmela arrived, all apologies, saying she didn't mean to interfere with my set, but Katie called and wanted her to come over. I really wasn't upset about it, even though I did understand that Katie didn't think I could do what she wanted on my own. No matter, now I had help! So, the floor is painted with brown and four shades of green. Maybe I don't give audiences enough credit, but I don't think they will get that the courtroom is on the lawn of the Town Square because the town is on trial. I hope someone I know sees the show so I can ask!
You're out for dinner with a group of adults, people who may or may not have met before--book club, baseball parents, women's club, for instance. The food has been served and several people have picked up their utensils and begun to eat. Another member of the group calls for the attention of the person who organized the outing, saying "Shall we say Grace?"